This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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