I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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