i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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