Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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