I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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