She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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