she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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