1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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