careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my sisters under your porch take her home
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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