Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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