I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The air was thick with penises
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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