Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm both gender and math confused
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