I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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