nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
