I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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