Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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