i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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