is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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