i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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