just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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