I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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