you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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