her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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