That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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