I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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