I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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