you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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