I love black thongs
what if I'm pregnant?
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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