remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Shame - the story of my life.
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