I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Randomize
