you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Even my vagina gasped.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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