It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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