Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Me too!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
