Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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