i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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