Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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