Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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