Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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