Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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