oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no you cant smoke seaweed
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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