gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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