You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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