Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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