So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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