this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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