I must be too annoying 4 u.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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