i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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