Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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