no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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