he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
